If anyone has a great contact with a scientist that does cloning, let me know. I have zero time anymore and want it back! This is what happens when you're in a wide open business, everything has potential and it takes pain to gain. The film we're shopping alone takes too much time, it's called Three Amigos Part 2., starring R. Kelly, Michael Jackson and Kobe Bryant. It's about friends who become cattle ranchers after U.S. media and law enforcement try to take down their careers without evidence! When the cattle business blows up, Tyson Foods tries to get them too! I don't want to give away the ending but they beat the odds.

In Crazy Pinoy news, we are against the wall fighting the forces of time management. EA Sports / EA Games is relentless with their product line, and MVP Baseball has even shown love to Seattle. Soundtrack by 206's own Nocturnal Rage (NocOnWood.com) , this game is a keeper. Then there is that Bond 007 Everything Or Nothing. I have to giveaway my copy, seven hours of this at night is ridiculous! On deck for first week in April will be Fight Night 2004, featuring none other than Tigger from BET, Biggie Smalls and I don't know who else, that was just the demo!

We're just as excited for MC Pop Du Rilla about his deal at Noc On Wood Records as he is. The upcoming mix cd is immaculate and you can reach us in Atlanta as we launch the pre promotion next month. Gator, who started in the promotions department for N.O.W. is now working on his project too. Anticipate very cool strategy, soon! If you are lucky enough to be invited to the Noc On Wood Records studio opening party this month, you will be blessed by these talented additions to the team lineup. Or wait until the 28th and see them with 8Ball / MJG at Seattle's Showbox Nightlcub. This is also the night for Dove's birthday party, co hosted by Universal's Keisha Guyton. It will also serve as a sort of farewell party, as Dove will be moving to New York.

It is with great satisfaction we announce the next phase for CrazyPinoy.com. The very soft opening of our management department is taking place. As many already know, I started out in management and now it's time to bring a little of that back. Besides, John Moore at Jasiri Media is having way too much fun with it and I want in! He is inspiring leadership for Byrdie (NFlightproductions.com), Vitamin D and Maktub. We will be starting with initial support to Noc On Wood Records roster plus Mr. Cinatra (Nightshield.net). And of course, anyone can call us for help at anytime, especially if your phone number starts with 206, 425, 253, 360, 509, 503, 604, 801 and 411!

BUZZ for March: rappers exiting J Records, Monroe's (L.A.), Pak Pros new club night at (Seattle), street infiltration of KUBE 93fm Seattle by DJs Scene and B Mello, gull wing doors on SUVs, happy hour at Bada Lounge (Seattle), MC's Game, Pitbull and Hot Rod, Magnolia Hotel (Victoria, B.C.).

WANKSTER of the month: Celebrities Uncensored, for making an entire TV show out of people walking in and out of L.A. restaurants!

SHIZZOUTS: Rona @ Avatar, Sid @ Vital Toys, our intern Brittany, Noc On Wood Records new bartender Gianni Porta, C Bo, DJ Menace (Florida), DJ Meddafore (Philly), Boxer @ AV8, Curtis Elerson, ARS Records, the staff at X104.5 fm (Seattle) and Jim at Hempfest.

Gene Dexter, urban navigator
CrazyPinoy.com